Umm... I'm busy. |
Trot, trot, trot, trot trot...
Trot, trot, trot, trot, trot, trot, trot...
Trot, trot, trot, trot, trot, trot, trot, trot, trot, trot, trot, trot, TROT!
Mom: Roo... what are you doing?
Me: Mmph... busy...
Trot, trot, trot, trot, trot, trot...
Mom: I know I'll regret this, but I'm going to ask you again. What are you doing?
Me: Can't you see?! I am trotting very purposely with a very serious look on my face. I am busy! Very busy!
Mom: Doing what?
Me: Stuff.
Mom: What "stuff?"
Me: *sigh* Very IMPORTANT stuff!
Trot, trot, trot, trot, trot, trot...
Mom: I see your tail is up, your ears are up, and you have a kinda crazy look in your eyes. I take it you're at Threat Level Orange or something?
Me: I choose to ignore your feeble attempt at mockery. I have more important things to do.
Trot, trot, trot, trot, trot, trot...
Trot, trot, trot, trot, trot, trot...
Me: BARK!! LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!!! IT'S IMPORTANT!!!!!
Mom: WHAT?!?! WHAT IS IT?!?!
Me: A PINE CONE!!!
Mom: ??
Me: It's a PINE CONE!!!! *Overly dramatic SIGH* You just don't understand. THIS is the best pine cone in the history of PINE CONES!! It fits in my mouth, it will fit perfectly between my paws when I chew it on your bed, and it's not too 'ripe.' It's just sappy enough to be the BEST PINE CONE EVER!!!
Mom: *Points* OUTSIDE!!
Me: Wha..? Seriously?!?! This was the best pine cone ever... there will never be another one this great... I cannot BELIEVE you're making me take it outside... crap... *Walks slowly out through the doggie door, giving the Stink Eye on the way out*
Mom: Good grief, Drama Queen...
Trot, trot, trot, trot, trot, trot...
Me: MOM! LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!!! A TWIG!!! And it's the BEST twig EVER!!!!
Mom: Lord help me.
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ReplyDelete2 leggers simply have no taste. The sappy pine cone on the bed is pure genius - wish I had thought of it.
ReplyDeleteWoofs and BEST EVER slobbers,
Chester ;0=)
Hi LRoo!
ReplyDeleteHere's the great thing about pine cones... they're everywhere, and I bet you'll find an even better, sappier one in no time.
Happy hunting, and happy blogging my friend!
Kristin
oh Lic I soo "get" you..what is WRONG with your mother *shakes head in disgust*
ReplyDeleteBOL! Thank you, my friends!! I appreciate your support. Today, I am on a quest for the perfect Dropping Rock. When I find one, I bring it inside and drop it over and over on the hard floor. I LOVE the noise and I can bat it around a bit. I'm sure Mom'll be overjoyed when I find another one of THOSE!!
ReplyDeleteRoo, it's about time you started a blog! I love how you keep your mom so busy. Maybe someday she will truly understand the wonder that is Roo!
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It rained here a couple of days ago so I is busy trackin little mud clumps into da house between my pads... not for playin wif or anyfing, but is fun anyway. Mops can't keep up!
ReplyDeleteHi Roo - (my human hasn't seen your name since reading Winnie the Pooh!)
ReplyDeleteGreetings from France - keep going on the twigs & pine cones - she is sure to notice a big pile of them on the sofa soon.....heehee
What a beautiful dog you are, Roo! My dogs can be pretty sappy about pine cones too. :)
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